Oh s**t! The UK is virtually insolvent... Greek bonds might hole UK banking below the waterline... we need more cash for our wars... Better get a government sorted out...
Who would like to be the most unpopular and stressed-out Primeminister ever?
Any takers...?
Come on! Why are you all playing with your Blackberries..?
Gordon, where the f**k are you slinking off to?!
Ed/David (always get you confused), the ball's in your court, what do you say? Oh, Balls! Didn't see you there... Come on, one of you step up or I'm calling the Bullingdon lads!
Where's Nick by the way, he's supposed to be sorting this out...?
And can somebody answer the door to the Northern Irish Evangelicals! They're praying outside and it's putting me off my latt?!
Oh god! I'm off!
You lot can sort yourselves out!
Posted By: Tony Martin, May 7, 10:07:40
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