This is a story about the greatest Briton ever, like ever.
Winston was known for not washing his hands after a piss. One time,while working on a comittee, he went to the toilet and was chastised by a colleague for not wasihing his hands after a waz.
This bloke said, "at Eton we we taught to wash our hands after a piss"....
Winston replied, "at Harrow, we we taught not to piss on our hands".
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Posted By: shoddy, May 7, 00:17:32
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