I had to write a profile for a single friend the other day

For Sarah Beeny's dating website

My first draft started "Camilla is a good looking girl and a guaranteed shag on the first date, but she's a bundle of neuroses and you'll end up with her camping in your garden firing dog poo through your windows with a catapult"

My wife vetoed this and it ended up in much less interesting form

Posted By: Old Git, May 4, 16:55:37