he could try a cryptic one (to fool the local media)

like "there's no point in speculating about it, everything will be fine" for no points deduction but a fine. Or, "dear old cole chester has just f**ked norwich city to the tune of 1 million lbs".

it's this sort of cunning that saw us through the suez crisis.

Posted By: Tombs, May 4, 12:29:26