I have now made 3 gold stars and stapled them to my chest...

...the first is the time I was on the job, after a load of red bull, and being sick but managing to keep it in my mouth and then get off the lucky lady and make it to the bathroom. Obviously I was unable to tell what I was off out the room mid-shag!

The second is for my drinking performance on the 2nd day of the 4th Test, long lunch that took in 7 pints. Not the best preparation for the night ahead - ended up going to two nightclubs and getting home at 3. No chemical stimulation involved (or cheating as it should quite rightly be called).

The third is for the time I woke up on holiday between two naked beauty's. One got me breakfast, as the other lit me a ciggie, the memory I hope to be my last on this planet.

Posted By: cean doney, Sep 7, 13:29:11

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