When I was at the Sacre Coer once with a lady...

...said lady was admiring the Paris vista that view offers when she came running over to me to look down into the bushes (not lady garden bushes but bushes that grow leaves and stuff)..

Anyway there was a chap in there having a piss...how very French I thought and said as much to woman...

She said look closer, I said I didn't want to as a chap doesn't wanna be stared at whilst he's having a leak by another chap but she insisted...on slightly closer inspection I realised he was actually beating himself off silly...

How very French I thought and off we trotted...

Posted By: Fierce Panda, Apr 30, 12:53:18