I once did this bird right, she was going to be my 100th.

She reckons her dad was a rigger and was well hard so i thought lets take the piss here.

My housemates all hid behind furniture in the living room when I came back. I started foreplay and asked her if she'd mind if I wore cricket gloves whilst we had sex, since it was a bit of a fetish thing for me. She looked confused but said fine, I went into my bag and put them on. Then I asked if I could wear pads, then finally a helmet. Fully padded up, proceeded to enter her and after about 3 minutes, i came, flicked on the main light switch. They all popped up from behind the sofa with rousing applause and cries of "THATS THE CENTURY!!", I grabbed the cricket bat, removed the helmet and acknowledged the crowd. She bursts into tears, dresses quickly and runs out of the front door. She left her pants.

Her Dad is a right mug!

Posted By: Al NCFC4life, Apr 29, 16:23:35