'Affect' comes before something happening, 'effect' after, if that makes sense?

AFFECT: How will Krzysztof spaffing in Delilah's pork pie affect the taste?

EFFECT: Krzysztof spaffing in Deliah's pork pie had the unpleasurable effect of making an already highly salty snack intolerably dry.

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 28, 17:39:49