Ok. What about if right, say you had just done a drink at The Ribs of Beef and were

meandering up towards Tombland when, just as you glanced in Take 5 at an exceptional clump, a flatulent Harriet whizzed up right quick on her Barracuda Grind Mag and done a nose manual right in front of you, scuffing your X Kaihara Denims whilst shouting "You and some mates up for giving me a cumpkin tonight, round the back of Sing Sings?".

Would you lift her skirts and put 6 strips of sello on her quim nodule or would you run off limping like some sort of burnt animal and do a swellshark outside Reeds?

So... when presented with a scenario such as that, which of the two, admittedly unsavoury, courses of action would you take?

well?

hmmmm? hmmmm?

Posted By: malkybarkid, Apr 28, 14:03:57