Follow this simple flowchart for the right answer

1 Do you understand what marmalade is? NO - you are CB41. Go and have a nice lie down. YES - go to Q2

2 Are you a gentleman? YES - you are already eating marmalade for breakfast. End of problem. NO - go to Q3

3 Do you aspire to eat gentlemanly breakfasts? NO - carry on spreading pate on your toast in the morning. After which don't forget to take the pitbull for a walk on your way to the Benefits Office while spitting on the pavement, swigging White Lightning, mugging old ladies, snarling at nicely dressed people and complaining about illegal immigrants. YES - got to Q4

4 Are you married? YES - buy your wife a book which includes marmalade recipes. And have a nice tax break. NO - you are responsible for Broken Britain. Please kill yourself.

Sorted.

Posted By: Old Git, Apr 27, 11:27:44