It's a marmalade that doesn't have the courage of its convictions

Tries to appeal to punters on the basis that it might be a jam. ("Orange? Me? Whatever gave you that idea?") But at heart it's still a MARMALADE. With marmaladey intentions that become clear once you're halfway through your toast.

Yet another example of Troies spread-ing half-truths, ladies and gentlement. Steer clear.

Posted By: Tricky Hawes, Apr 27, 09:59:23