I will if you do

we need to sort out the details well in advance though in order to not look a bit silly.

My suggestion:

Invade the picth and touch and kiss the grass

Go to the centre circle and do a bit of ponce-dance

Find the nearest player and give him a little of a cuddle

Run over to the directors box and blow a kiss at Delia

Strut trimphantly back to your seat.

Bingo Bango Bongo !

Posted By: Huge Small, Apr 26, 17:47:20

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