I was driving with a colleague the other day

and he was boring me to tears with his life story...

I was wondering just how much longer the journey would take when he came out with "When I left school I did a bit of work in an old peoples home in Germany. I was surprised at the amount of Chinese visitors we got until someone told me that the town was the birthplace of Karl Marx". "Oh!" I said (deadpan) "Was he the one with the curly hair and the horn?" (and I actually mimed a double honk on the carhorn). "No" he said, "He was the inventor of Communism".

Posted By: Tomblander, Sep 6, 14:28:50