Gary neville walks into the england training camp with his thermos under his arm.
Beckham says whats that?
Thermos flask says neville
Beckham "Whats it do?"
Neville "keeps cold things cold and hot things hot"
Beckham"thats clever!!What do you have in it?"
Neville "coffee at the minute david,you want some?"
Beckham "Yea go on then" tries coffee "wow,really does work"
Beckham decides hes going to go and get himself one
Victoria comes home that night and sees David in the lounge with his Thermos.
Victoria"Whats that?"
David"Thermos flask"
Victoria"Eh?Whats it do?"
David "keeps cold things cold and hot things hot"
Victoria " Wow,clever,what do you have in it?"
David "at the minute theres some coffee left and my choc ice"
Posted By: conker, Sep 6, 14:26:22
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