So there's...

...this bloke walking along a hill and he looks down and sees a guy swimming in an open-air pool. The guy is ploughing up and down the pool at a rate of knots so the bloke goes to have a closer look and, to his astonishment, he sees the swimmer has no arms and no legs.
The bloke watching is amazed at this performance and so, when the swimmer finally stops, he goes to have a chat.
Bloke: "That's incredible! Where did you learn to swim like that?"
Swimmer: "Well, I've got my dear old Dad to thank. He used to take me to the seaside when I was a boy, and every time he would take me out to sea a little further and I had to swim back to him."
Bloke: "Amazing. It must have been incredibly difficult."
Swimmer: "Not really. Getting out of the bag was the hard bit."

Posted By: yarmyyarmy, Sep 6, 13:35:27