"The seconds are ticking away with cruel haste for Manchester United"

Actually, Clive, they're still ticking away at the traditional rate of one second per second.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Apr 7, 21:34:03

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Clive? You've got your cunts mixed up there, Army Boy
Posted By: yarmyyarmy, Apr 7, 21:36:51
Maybe his stop watch has a magnetised hairspring
Posted By: Iwan Husarmi, Apr 7, 21:36:31

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