A bin man was collecting the rubbish, but one house hadn't put its bin out so he knocked

... on the door.

It was Jonathan Ross' house.

Bin man: Where's yer bin?

Jonathan Ross: Er, sorry I was in the toilet

Bin man: So, where's yer BIN?

JR: I was in the toilet

Bin man: No where's your WHEELY BIN?

JR: OK, I weally been having a w**k.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 13:57:47