I think you could actually sell them.
Along with goalkeeper's gloves with a sort of flubber-like padding on the back so they can punch balls to the half-way line. Or ultra-streamlined kit for fast players, like cyclists or swimmers wear. Together with neck reinforcers for powerful headers, shin pads you can control the ball with, shorts with built-in colostomy bags...
Revolutionise the game!
Posted By: APB, Apr 1, 09:35:30
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