What about right, if, say you had just done a look in Cult and came out thinking SuperDry

is taking over the world, and were walking up past the Harriets and Charlottes playing their violins outside Habitat when a farcical Petra wanged up right fast on her Bladerunner Phaser G's, hit a stone and wiped out big time - sending her knocker-over-minge whilst causing mudspray to go on your Tiger mexico 66's and her skirts to go flappy.

Would you run off like the f**kpig you are and bend over near Cigs and Papers shouting "My mummy told me never to do this again" or would you stick a cornetto up her fanny?

hmmm? hmmm?

When presented with a situation like that, which of the two rather disturbing courses of action do you think you might take?

hmmm?

well?

Posted By: malkybarkid, Mar 30, 12:18:30