That is the number #1 tip-top reason I love Norfolk.

Case in point: Jeremy Clarkson. Moans on an on about no motorways, badly surfaced narrow roads that might damage his latest Gayest Car In The World and the possibility of getting stuck behind a tractor. So he decides he's not going to go to Norfolk. *THANK FUCK FOR THAT*, you moaning old self-obsessed jeans-and-a-tucked-in-shirt-and-a-bad-jacket wearing c**t! I can safely visit God's Own County without fear of running into you.

Posted By: roywallerslovechild, Sep 5, 15:02:47