I have a mate who's a camera bore

Once, flicking through a girly calendar, I showed Miss July to him, saying something masculine as i did, and he said "Wow, that's absolutely superb!". "She is, isn't she?" I agreed. "Not her" he said, "they've used a summinsummin lens with a summinsummin filter and the use of light from the left is very clever".

Or something. I slapped him about a bit anyway.

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, Mar 16, 16:12:16