David Quantick used to write for the NME as well, but wasn't as funny.
The Wells stuff is actually a bit disappointing on that tape - has it's moments, but not as good as the Rising Sons of Ranting Verse (with Little Brother on the other side). The Kevin Seisay (Braggesque) & Ginger John (Attilla the Stockbroker-esque) stuff is pretty good though.
Searching on Nick Toczek I found User Posted Link - totally different to the stuff on the tape, but I assume it's the same guy. Check out the kids football poetry - for example:
Football crazy
Football mad
Put them all together
You have a perfect fan.
by Charlotte, aged 10 and still better than IED ...
Posted By: BerlinCanary, Sep 4, 13:37:40
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