Ok, here's a joke for Camcan Free Happy Hour

Two married men are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I creep up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His mate looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes across the room, jump into bed, give my wife's arse a good slap and say, 'How about a blowjob?' ... and she's always sound asleep."

Posted By: Old Git, Mar 12, 11:49:03