ha ha

mate of mine crossing the kuwait desert in his landrover *swoon* smelt burning and decided it was coming from the back of the wagon so we stopped and got out for an inspect. well he did, i was on the lookout for suicide camels. so he clambered in over all the kit sniffing away, all of a sudden there was a mahussive yelp and he sprung out of of the back, cursing and yelling. what had happened was the end had fell out of his smoke and went inside his jacket, burnt through his trousers, boxers and came to rest on his bellend.

smoking is bad for you.

Posted By: Tombs, Mar 5, 13:01:30