But almost certainly based on a personal request from the great man himself

Lambo: Hi, ticket office? Was just wondering if my personal favourite fan, Bravo Win or Die had renewed her season ticket yet?
Smug Ticket Office Man: Yes, Mr Lambert, I'll just check. No, she hasn't as a matter of fact.
Lambo: I expect she's forgotten, I'll just write up a personal letter and pass it on to you to send on
STOM: No problem.

Later...
Lambo: Hi, ticket office? Did you send off that letter? And did BWoD renew?
STOM: Yes and yes, Mr Lambert
Lambo: That's great! Thanks for your help; but try not to sound so f**king smug on the phone in future otherwise you'll be Curetoned

Posted By: BerlinCanary, Mar 3, 17:24:55