What about right, yeah if you had you bag over your head and your satsuma in your mouth

and that and your mum/wife/bird walked in.

You wouldn't know they were there and would carry on furiously w**king.

Would be handy if they did though just in case you passed out.

In fact, that would be the ultimate in selflessness, standing by while your partner did an asphyxiw**k just to make sure they didn't die. Then sneaking out quietly after they'd jizzed and you knew they were safe.

Posted By: jafski, Mar 2, 15:16:28

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