Sign up to flickr, find some nonce who takes photo's of everything

and keeps them in sets like "It's not february anymore!" and then takes random shots of trees or bus stops

Befriend them on flickr and add comments about how imaginitive their pictures are, and how they inspire you, until you realise many of their shots are near their workplace, or taken on lunch breaks

Hang yourself on this route, and said photo geek will snap away at your carcass dangling off a bridge to add to his "And I thought February was a rough month" set

Someone will possible add a message on your flickr site that you've snuffed it, and nonce will get all teary and dedicate his next set to you

Posted By: pants, Mar 2, 12:48:16