A joke...

A thick t**t drags a huge box to an Antiques Roadshow in Suffolk, and queues up to see an expert.

"Where did you get this?" asks the bloke behind the desk.

"It's been in my loft for 50 years" replies the thick 13 fingered knob, "and i think it must be some kind of family heirloom."

"I see" says the expert, "tell me, do you have it insured?"

"No" replies the thick moon barking cock, "do you think I should have?"

" Yeah" replies the expert, "it's your f**king water tank"

Posted By: Fierce Panda, Feb 26, 12:07:02