FAO Scrammers.I have seen the Natwest adverts. They make me a bit shouty too.

"was it the ring or the sports car?"
"the sports car"

Cut to shot of banker and client at clients house WITH A FUCKING NEW MINI.
A new Mini is NOT A FUCKING SPORTS CAR.

And that's just for starters, would you bollocks go to the guys house to look at his bloody car.
If you would, then I wouldn't bloody bank with you anyway cause you should be bloody working not looking at some wet blankets crap new car that he only bought cause his girlfriend told him to bugger off and wouldn't marry him.

And another thing, some of the advice they give in those adverts.............. oh oh oh and (i'm off now) that FUCKING MOBILE BANK.
"Bringing banking to our clients"
YOU WOULDN'T FUCKING HAVE TOO IF YOU HADN'T SHUT ALL THE FUCKING BRANCHES WOULD YOU YOU CNUTS.

The worst thing? People actually fall for this bollocks.

Probably the same people that thought "my building society want to become and bank and are offering me ?2000 in shares to let them, isn't that nice of them?"

Posted By: megson, Feb 25, 14:10:53