Liability Steve got Deep Vein Thrombosis of the head.
Tumbly missed the winner the bloody twot.
Some people were getting really angry before we won, even with ball boys and stuff.
Some utter Mongs in the Snake Pit tried to get the "Fuck the ball, Get into them!" chant going.
Our grounsman deserves some sort of Knighthood. How the hell is our pitch so good? Even the goal-mouths did't look very muddy.
Posted By: Huge Small, Feb 24, 15:18:45
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