What about, right, say you had just done a few jars in The Gardener's Arms and were

heading up to the Horse and Dray on your way back to the Pub of Dreams when a brusque, surly and slightly forbidding Annie zoomed up Timber Hill right quick on her Hornet 250 and did a high ollie right over your One Star 74s, railed it along the wall of All Saints church and collapsed, dress-a-flappy whilst whispering "Shoulda gone left, piggy eyes".

Would you get a wriggle on and run like a f**king ponce on pcp to Bondages, look in the haberdashery window and wink at a fat woman whilst doing sean-n?s dancing or would you, slowly, but surely collect some twigs and build a mini trebuchet right on top of her flange?

hmmm? hmmm?

When finding yourself in that sort of situation, which of the two, admittedly tempting, options would you take?

hmmm? well?

Posted By: malkybarkid, Feb 18, 13:05:10