hayfever, increased air pollution in towns, more expensive holidays, men in thongs, sore eyes, summer colds, school holidays, gangs of kids on school holidays that think they are hard, snakes (ok I know thats not strictly a summer thing but I REALLY hate snakes and I've never seen one out of the summer season!)
I dont buy the argument about scantilly clad ladies, (I mean even if I was a man I wouldn't) because many of said ladies are mingers and you can get yourself a girlfriend and see a scantilly clad (or even naked woooo) girl every day. And if you can't get a girlfriend, have a word with Gaz and he'll find you plenty of laydeez (!!) to ogly at! More attractive birds online than on the beach innit!
Posted By: Clare, Sep 2, 09:22:23
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