What about, right, say you had just done a look in the Club Shop and left after 20 minutes

thinking "There's only so much chav clothing and novelty tat I can look at - I always *think* I am going to see something worth buying but never do" and were on your way up to The Coach to do a boozedrink of Gold when an oscillating Gail zoomed up right quick on a Cobra S4, got rad air over your Asia 18506-002s doing a double cordova, and landed mini-skirt asunder whilst screaming "Yea - laugh it up Golden Child."

Would you run up to the Tiffin cafe and snort like some sort of f**ked up donkey whilst singing "We are the yellow and green mean machine" or would you put a tiny gossamer hat on her little man in a boat?

hmmm? hmmm?

When finding yourself involved in that scenario, which of the two, admittedly disturbing, courses of action would you decide to embark upon?

hmmm? well?

Posted By: malkybarkid, Feb 17, 12:53:01