I'd explode with a heady mixture of joy, schadenfreude and beer. Take the train down to Ipswich sporting a huge erection and take a dump at the feet of 'Sir' Bobby Robson's statue. Before skipping back to the station singing 'I'd walk a mile and a bit to rub your face in the s**t, Oh Mariner.'
All in my Nodge shirt and one of them yellow & green jester hats.
Posted By: jafski, Feb 16, 21:45:20
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