What about if, right, say you had just done a right ole booze up in the Bicycle Shop and

were wandering down towards the Ten Bells when a ribald Emma shot up right quick on her Apache RLX 200 S, done a doughnut, flipped it, went over the handlebars, skirts-a-flappy and landed on your Tretorn T56s and whispered "Going to the Arts Centre you ponce?"

Would you get the s**t out of there fast up to Pizza Express, press your nose up against the window whilst doing a f**kdance and shouting "Bummingham, Bummingham!" or would you kneel down beside her and put some low denomination coins on her fanny slit?

hmmm? hmmm?

When in that situation which of the two courses of action presented, do you think you would take?

hmmm?

Posted By: malkybarkid, Feb 15, 15:03:43