That's a tough one.

Pirate Man is completely unflappable, and just walks around the Lanes at a pace that makes Norwich-era Peter Thorne look like Usain Bolt. He has a big beard and is covered in badges.

Puppet Bastard could attack and attack and Pirate Man would never flinch, which, you've got to admit, is pretty f**king weird.

Still reckon Puppet Bastard might just clinch it.

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Feb 14, 19:30:54