What about when you step in a soft dog turd in really ridgy soled trainers?

So it gets in loads of crevices and takes ages to get out?

Or what about when your cycling round Hyde Park Corner and a bendy bus overtakes you and the tail squeezes you into the kerb?

Or when you get to Kennington and find there isn't a Charing Cross branch train for 9 minutes?

Or you order two pints and two packets of crisps and get asked for ?14.70?

Posted By: Old Git, Feb 9, 13:41:46