This is my effort

Chelsea, wherever you may be, I?ve got the horn for John terry,
He?ll slap my bum and I?ll do a little pee
He?ll dress me up as a chimpanzee

Nooorwich, wherever you may be, I?ve shot my load in the lavatory
It was in the Jarrold stand on a cold Saturdee
when I took a glimpse at Darren Huckerby

Ipswich wherever you may be, you?re the scum of this fine country
If there was ever a war between you and thee
I?ll fight to the end with joy and glee

Gold.

Posted By: stringersrevenge, Feb 5, 11:23:28