"I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger"

Get Off The Stove,Grandma, You're Too Old To Ride The Range

How Did You Get so Ugly Overnight?

I Spent My Last Ten Dollars on Birth Control and Beer

And of course the classic...

I'd Rather Hear A Fat Girl Fart Than A Pretty Boy Sing

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