OK, so the standings in the WOTB John Terry Love Rat Superleague so far are

1 Arizona Bay (heavy petting with his mate's current GF and now lifelong partner)

2 camcan (friendly after the event, oo missus)

3 stringersrevenge (shagging someone else's wife for 4 years)

4 Huge Small (pumped a mate's ex)

5 stringersrevenge II (had a shuddering comeuppance up a Finnish blonde while broadcasting live on the World Service into his ex's bedroom)

6 Steve in Holland (had it up the arse from his GF with a strap on)

7 stringersrevenge III (shagging a granny, I mean his mum's 43 year old friend)

8 Huge Small II (did it with a German teacher, superhairymary and pits and all)

9 Steve in Holland II (had extra biology caoaching in the store cupboard)

10 samcd84 (another shag-on-the-loudspeaker merchant)

You are ALL disqualified from being England Captain, and need to sit on the naughty step and think about what you've done

Posted By: Old Git, Feb 2, 16:15:57