Have you ever...

after being dumped via msn messenger by your girlfriend of two years, all the way from the USA where she was doing camp america.

Have you ever then gone out got royally bladdered with your mates, ended up in mercy, went off with a random girl who lived somewhere in the fine city that I dont recall. Accidently dialled speed-dial 1 on your old Nokia whilst getting undressed with said random, and then recorded the first ten or so minutes of drunken romp with random on your recent ex's voicemail so that as soon as she touches down in the UK and is picked up from the airport by her parents the first thing she gets on her phone is that voicemail.

Well have you?

that showed her

Posted By: samcd84, Feb 2, 15:45:47