AB: "Um, er, would you like to drive to the 'uddersfield game just this once?"
Mrs AB: "I'm not f**king driving just so you can get pissed up with your stupid mates"
AB:"OK my darling. Oh does that ironing need doing?"
AB stands up and hist head on Mrs ABs thumb
Posted By: BerlinCanary, Feb 2, 13:22:53
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