AB: Darling will you drive as you know it's the day before my birthday...

...and some bigger boys will be at the pub before the game and they'll want me to partake in a beverage with them - you wouldn't want me to look less of a lentil chomping, Muller Light sucking, pulses spewing, fruit noshing man, now would you?..

Her: I'm not driving

AB: OK then - chase me...

Posted By: Fierce Panda, Feb 2, 12:38:44