1. Can I swear? - NO
2. Chant and/or sing? - NO
3. Look at Delia in a come hither sort of way (the Mrs will be with me)? - NO
4. Jump up as and when we score before resorting back to questions 1 and 2? - YES
5. Do I have to wear a f**king suit? If I do I know which one I'll wear... DEPENDS.
6. Anything else I should worry about? - YES, IN PARTICULAR THE FACT THAT YOU'LL BE TOTALLY OUT OF YOUR DEPTH AND WON'T BE ALLOWED TO BUM ANYONE
Posted By: Old Git, Jan 29, 15:37:24
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