Is it allowed on the beds?

Y'see I don't have a dog, I like other peoples' dogs, sometimes, but I don't like them enough to want to give housespace to one of my own. But anyhoo, if I *did* have a dog, it wouldn't be allowed on the beds or on the sofas. The day dogs learn to wipe their own arse - that's the day dogs should be allowed on the furniture.

My brothers got three - a lab and two f**king gargantuan great big evil minded German Shepherds. They're all allowed in the beds.

It's not right.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Jan 29, 14:39:30