What about right, say, if you had just done a sari from Mr Singh, Stalls No. 110/111 on

the market when a f**king great unit of a Miranda whizzed up right quick on her x2 (with the Adventure Package), rested some wilted beans on your Peu Cross and fell over, legs akimbo shouting "Cunt off down the caff!".

Would you nick off sharpish, up towards The Forum and disrobe outside the BBC shop, hang a bag of Braeburns from your plums and do a show for the ladies or would you lick five polos and stick them in her fanny hair for later?

hmmm? hmmm?

Which of the two options you have been presented with, in spite of their unsavoury nature, would you do?

hmmm?

Posted By: malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:00:11