CB: What's this, I wonder?
Housewife: I believe it's a spanner
CB: Never heard of them
HW: And that's not my leaky tap. It's the telly.
CB: Telly............?
HW: O sod it. Fancy a shag?
CB: ..........shag?
Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, Jan 27, 11:28:59
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