What about if, right, say you had just had a munch on some vertical food in The Belgian

Monk and boozed two halves of Ter Dolen Triple and came outside onto Pottergate when a lithe, mini-skirted Sarah zoomed up right quick on her Xcess MX S780s, put some envelopes near your Pegasus 89 NDs and fell over, legs akimbo, shouting "White C5s you braindead ponce!".

Would you run off like a sprinter, across Exchange Street, zoom down Bedford Street and do some handstands really quickly outside Dogfish singing "What have I, what have I, what have I done to deserve this?" or would you get some feathers out of the bodies of the s**tty pigeons on the rubbish grass outside the Bird Cage and rest them near her minge?

hmmm? hmmm?

Which of those two dreadful courses of action would you take?

hmmm?

Posted By: malkybarkid, Jan 26, 11:56:33