Things that I'd go back in time to change, #1

When the drooling sycophant at Sky Sports news asked Graeme Souness "You've done so much in football but this must be one of your proudest
moments?", I'd have him reply:

"Well, t'be honest wi' yer Jim, winnin' the European Cup wi' Liverpool knocks this intae a cocked hat, ye ken? Particularly my hat-trick in the quarters against CSKA Sofia in '81 - ken that was brar. But aye, that aside, signin' a centre forward is barry."

Instead of "We've really done the business today!"

Posted By: roywallerslovechild, Sep 1, 01:15:17