What about, right, say you had just done a salad in Frank's Bar and were walking up past
The Wild Man when a beautiful russian Elena whisked up to right quick on her heelies and twiddled her blonde tresses near your fists saying " Smell my Putinka breath, lift my sarafan and look at my Valenki boots you moron!"
Would you stride out quite fast to Bank Plain and make out with a fat momma near Castle Associates or would you silently lift her sarafan and push a paper clip into her heavy denier winter tights near the top of her mons pubis?
hmmm? hmmm? What's it to be?
Which one of those two courses of action would you take?
hmmm?
Posted By: malkybarkid, Jan 21, 12:07:36
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- 1I would..
Posted By: Jumbo1, Jan 21, 12:46:07 - 1option number b, deffo
Posted By: Ralf Scrampton, Jan 21, 12:40:14 - 1paper clip, natchski
Posted By: Steve in Holland, Jan 21, 12:18:43 - Fat Momma option for me, but not before......
Posted By: Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 21, 12:15:57 - 1a ghost of a Gypsy child lives in The Wild Man.
Posted By: lovely old job, Jan 21, 12:14:48 - 1Neither.
Posted By: jafski, Jan 21, 12:13:51 - 1Fat momma for me.
Posted By: Garry Brooke, Jan 21, 12:09:59 - 7coont i just lift her sarafan and look at her Valenki boots ?
Posted By: Tombs, Jan 21, 12:09:52 - 1easiest on record. silently lift her sarafan and push a paper clip into her heavy
Posted By: Tricky Hawes, Jan 21, 12:09:50
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